Goofy Ways to Die

[KevinTheCynic]

I had one yesterday that just said "Tilly the child has died"




There was no other explanation, the weather & temperature were good so it wasn't death from exposure. There was plenty of food so it wasn't starvation. Tilly just stopped being alive [img]<fileStore.core_Emoticons>/emoticons/huh.png[/img]/emoticons/huh@2x.png 2x" title="o.O" width="20" />



And then this one today was amusing...




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[KevinTheCynic]

Had these two deaths in the last couple of days. I found them amusing because like the earlier one I posted about Arling the Physician taking the wrong medicine, these two deaths are also by people who died as a result of screwing up something in their particular profession. You would think that they would be more aware of the dangers of their job! [img]<fileStore.core_Emoticons>/emoticons/biggrin.png[/img]/emoticons/biggrin@2x.png 2x" title=":D" width="20" />



Ignore the first one, death due to old age is kind of expected...




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And again, death due to old age is to be expected but seriously Olli, a Gatherer not knowing which berries are safe to eat, shame on you! [img]<fileStore.core_Emoticons>/emoticons/laugh.png[/img]/emoticons/laugh@2x.png 2x" title="xD" width="20" />



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[Banished&Used]

The clerics life is full of dangers!


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[KevinTheCynic]

Hey <a contenteditable="false" data-ipshover="" data-ipshover-target="<___base_url___>/index.php?/profile/18037-banishedused/&do=hovercard" data-mentionid="18037" href="<___base_url___>/index.php?/profile/18037-banishedused/">@banished&Used</a> I can't say I have ever seen anyone other than miners or quarry workers getting crushed by rocks so this is a completely new one to me! [img]<fileStore.core_Emoticons>/emoticons/biggrin.png[/img]/emoticons/biggrin@2x.png 2x" title=":D" width="20" />

[Banished&Used]

Incest is starting to take it's toll [img]<fileStore.core_Emoticons>/emoticons/blink.png[/img]/emoticons/blink@2x.png 2x" title="O.o" width="20" />



 




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Edit: More bannies lost their lives [img]<fileStore.core_Emoticons>/emoticons/sad.png[/img]/emoticons/sad@2x.png 2x" title=":(" width="20" />




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My bannies stand on both sides of the law. But no one could argue they don't take their job seriously.




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Edit 2:




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Gotta love some of these, especially the farmer getting keelhauled [img]<fileStore.core_Emoticons>/emoticons/biggrin.png[/img]/emoticons/biggrin@2x.png 2x" title=":D" width="20" />



 

[schlechtwetter]

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[schlechtwetter]

Lol best ive seen so far


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[schlechtwetter]

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[Sabouma]

On 2-8-2017 at 6:36 PM, schlechtwetter said:




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I had that one last week, had never seen it before

[Sabouma]

Jaelynneth the Worker depressed about his/her situation and committed suicide.