Goofy Ways to Die
#1

I don't always watch for deaths, once I get a stable population, but super wide comments in the event log catch my eye, and a couple of them so far have been hilarious. Shot attached here is for Alonzalo who was killed at work as a glassmaker. Then last night there was a message about someone who somehow got boxed up in a crate (HOW does that even happen?) but I did not get to him in time to take another screenshot, sorry. Anyone have other shots/stories of goofy ways banished folk die?


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#2

that is different. i did have a teacher go crazy and get kicked out of town once. i've seen stabbings a few times.

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#3


Yeah... a blacksmith can choke to death on the black smoke in the forge...




 




sailors can be keelhauled for mutiny...




 


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#4


Yesterday I was shocked, 3 new ways for me came up ...


1 Farmer died: undescriptively




1 Fisherman died: drowning (never saw that before)

And I can't remember the 3rd, lol, it was just odd!!  


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#5


[name]was boiled to death in the boiling pan




[name]fell into an oil press and got mashed




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[name]burnt to a crisp (note to the one that wrote this: shouldn't this be "burned"?)




 


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#6


Sabouma: Only from an Americo-centric point of view. Outside the US, "burnt" in correct and acceptable usage. See here for more details.




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#7


Not so much death ...  just weird, haha.




 



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#8


Well, not goofy... but one of my favorites -




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#9

that is strange. what happened to their kids?

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#10


another one I just saw in a Youtube vid from Nightghost49: [name] fell on the cleaver.




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